“DON’T LOOK AT ME I AM SODA.”
Do you ever feel like getting naked and lying in a pond because this is a real feeling for me.
I really like this.
$98 + $10 shipping.
Why do things have to cost money.
I’m reblogging this to keep it fresh on my mind so I can be reminded how pretty it is and eventually, I will own this.
I’m in the allergists office and this woman asked a guy where he got his shirt and he just won’t shut up.
“I have another shirt that said muggle,”
”Hogwarts is my second home.”
“I’m a big kid, that’s probably why I can’t find a wife.”
He’s like forty.
A few days ago, I woke up, and I was zonked and totally out of it. I felt this thing next to my face. So I freaked out and tried to move it, then I realized that it was an ARM. Panicking from not being able to move my arms, I flailed and tried to get it away from me. Of course, not realizing it was my own dead arm from being asleep for over eight hours, It moved with me. After a few seconds I fully woke up. It scared me to death. I don’t even know how I managed to make both of my arms fall asleep. I felt like a seal.
This is me, do you love me yet.
It’s soo pretty.